A lady went into her local hardware store and bought two instant barbeques - the ones with the pictures of succulent foods on the lid.
The next day, she returned one of these to the customer service desk at the store complaining that there was no food inside! The assistant patiently told her that these were just barbeque trays and that the food was not supplied with them.

"Oh dear" said the lady. "I'd better take the other one out of the freezer then"!

C.Breedon from Tamworth

Paddy & the BBQ

Paddy goes to the builder's merchants and asks for 3,500,000 bricks.
"What on earth are you building, Patrick?" asks the bloke behind the counter.
"A barbeque." replies Paddy.
"Three and a half million bricks for a barbie! Are you sure?"
"Yes, I live on the fourteenth floor"

C. Copley